Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Let's go ride our bikes!
(Copyright Wayne Jordan, HOA, Geronimo)
Seriously though, how did I cope for so long without a bike. It's changed the whole coming to work experience. Now don't get me wrong, I would still rather stick red hot pins in my eyes and a baseball bat up my rectum than come to work of a morning. But while the torture must be endured, it's a great way to get to the hell hole.
So far, I have only had one mildly hairy incident, from which I emerged unscathed, and have since learned to avoid lorries and bendy buses. The fuckers would run you over in a heart beat. Other than that my main issue is with helmet hair. But I dare say I'll get over that.
Now, let's go to the pub!
Riding is by far my greatest achievement EVAH!
ReplyDeleteI agree riding is brilliant.
ReplyDeleteI love riding!
ReplyDeleteYes I love riding too, but I mean bike riding.
ReplyDeleteSo do I! I cycled my bicycle to the station this morning. I loved it. And the best thing is that it means I'll get home 10 minutes earlier every day. So every week I'll get a bonus 50 minutes at home. This makes me happy!
ReplyDeletemakes me happy for you to CJD, puts a smile on my face. Wish I could have a bike but don't have room in my flat so I pretend to ride a bike as I walk, don't worry have a pretend crash helmet on as well just in case of an accident.
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