So this is how I'm feeling today: blue, uninspired, fed up and unfulfilled. What am I doing with my life? Is this as good as it gets? There has to be more to it surely. Or does everyone feel like this in the 21st century rat race? Would I be happier if I went off to live in a little cottage in the country where I could write my book, live in dungarees and eat home fattened rashers procured from piglets I reared with love. Why, I could make dandelion wine and nettle tea and loganberry jam and all manner of foul tasting but worthy delicacies.
Or is it just Monday morning? But surely one shouldn't absolutely dread coming into work every day. Surely that's not right?
Deep sigh, lament, wail
So basically what I'm saying is things are as bad as they seem. Sometimes. Well today anyway. But I'm sure I'll be over it by lunch. Red Bull maybe?
ReplyDeleteWell, lunch is over. I bought a new goldfish for the office and had some noodles and I feel a bit better.
ReplyDeleteYour life in the country cottage sounds amazing. Where is it?
ReplyDeleteLocation to be decided. I think I'm going to have a donkey as well. We used to have a donkey called Oscar and I fell off him one day, got my foot caught in the stirrups and he dragged me all the way down the driveway til we got to the cattle grid. Then he got bored of my shrieks and let me untangle myself. Still love donkeys though!
ReplyDeleteNo way! That's crazy! You poor dramaqueen. Did your donkey have a massive knob?
ReplyDeleteDramaqueen, I want to move to the country with you, can I drive the tractor, I love tractors, but only if the have really fat wheels, I'd have a blue one, and a cat called 'cat'. what do you say? oh and can I have a veggy patch pls?
ReplyDeleteIf we have a cat we're calling him Snoopy. But you can call the veggy patch whatever you like!
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